Dirty details...exerpts

But, no matter the type of detail, let me be clear: when I take the time to send a text, I like a little something back.  Even if you want to talk about halogen headlights or rack-and-pinion steering.  Give me something.  What I do not want to find, ever, when I open a text, is this:  k
That makes me want to send back this: fu
 At least say something like:  “k let’s do lunch sometime” or “k how awesome are you??!”   Every time I see that lame little k, with nothing else, I become enraged.  
If people who feel overwhelmed by too many details have the right to say TMI, then I am going to start saying NEI (NOT ENOUGH INFORMATION)  
Then when they tell me to STFU, I’ll just say “k”.  See how they like it.